What is the theology of the Green Religion?

I think have the rest of the big new religion figured out:

Green = God
Al Gore = the Pope
Straight Evolution = Theology
Big Bang = Creation
Democrats = Theocrats
Debate = Heresy
Science Class = Sunday School
Public School = Madrasa
College = Seminary
Inconvenient Truth = Greatest Story Ever Told
Global Warming = Tribulation
Bush = Devil
Nuclear Power = Calvinism

Movie Stars = Pharisees

Carbon Credits = Indulgances

The old testament? – newsweek_coolingworld

Faith  =  Faith